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poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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WEVIBE Giveaway!

sara-meow:

I have two Thrill Solo G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrators (unopened in box!) I got for free when ordering plugs for my shop and they are regular 129.00!! They are waterproof,and charge with a usb ^_^ No batteries! 

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Just reblog this,seriously all,and at the end of the week I’ll pick two people :) Simple as that! I already have one, so I literally have zero use for these!!

Goodluck! 

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tamorapierce:

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

You know what?  You just changed an aspect of myself I’ve hated since ballet class in sixth grade.  Thank you!

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  • AnonymousCould you pretty please do more Maleficent? It's hilarious, I love your blog, it's my new addiction XD
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    I can’t rhyme so this is as good as it’s gonna get

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andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

I’m a lover, not a runner.

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So I just found Tamora Pierce’s tumblr…

I think I’m having a heart attack, holy crap. I don’t think y’all understand what a formative influence this woman’s work has been in my life. I started writing because of her books, I got my English degree because of her stories. Daine was my first and most prominent female literary role model from the time I was ten years old. I know that so much of the significance of books comes from the mind of the reader, but it’s still mind blowing to think that all that source material came from one mind (at least once it was on the pages, all writers are influenced by others, etc…). WHY DIDN’T I THINK TO LOOK FOR HER ON TUMBLR?! *dead* 

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